You know, this is — excuse me — a damn fine cup of coffee! My lord, I suspect an incredible secret has been kept on this planet: that the Fremen exist in vast numbers - vast. And it is they who control Arrakis. Black as midnight on a moonless night. WUBBA LUBBA DUB DUBS!!! Chuck Norris's first program was kill -9. EMP activated! Ready to set the world on fire... J'ai une ame solitaire. Bombs away!

Power is a curious thing. Who lives, Who dies. Power resides where men believe it resides. It is a trick, A shadow on the wall.

There are two big days in any love story: the day you meet the girl of your dreams and the day you marry her.

• Sheggorath, you are the Skooma Cat, for what is crazier than a cat on skooma?