Do you want to know what the ultimate secret is? Laura did. The secret of knowing who killed you. You rush a miracle man, you get rotten miracles. Will you open up the exit hatch, please, computer? Happiness can be found even in the darkest of times if only one remembers to turn on the light. Holy Bill Of Rights I'm more than just a hammer. Chuck Norris can't test for equality because he has no equal. Will you open up the exit hatch, please, computer? Welcome to the League of Draven.

Every flight begins with a fall.

there’s an infinite number of monkeys outside who want to talk to us about this script for Hamlet they’ve worked out.

• Bombs away!