You will find only what you bring in. Give me honorable enemies rather than ambitious ones, and I'll sleep more easily by night. It's gonna be really hard waiting 30 years before I can talk to you about everything that's happened in the past few days. I'm really gonna miss you, Marty. There are two big days in any love story: the day you meet the girl of your dreams and the day you marry her. Stay away from my special lady friend, man. Never laugh at live dragons, Bilbo you fool! This is a very complicated case Maude. You know, a lotta ins, a lotta outs, lotta what-have-yous. At an end your rule is, and not short enough it was! Freeze! Don't move!

Chuck Norris doesn't have disk latency because the hard drive knows to hurry the hell up.

The North remembers.

• Sometimes jokes are welcome. Like the one about the kid who said: "I enjoyed school. It was just...
• You may think I've gone insane... but I promise. I will kill again.
• I finally invent something that works!