MOLTEN CORE! No more terrible disaster could befall your people than for them to fall into the hands of a Hero. The littlest thing can cause a ripple effect that changes your life. But first things first. To the death! Why walk when you can ride? Holy Nightmare Marty, I'm sorry, but the only power source capable of generating 1.21 gigawatts of electricity is a bolt of lightning. They’ve got as much sex appeal as a road accident. Ohh yea, you gotta get schwifty.

Audrey, there are many cures for a broken heart. But nothing quite like a trout's leap in the moonlight.

Chuck Norris's keyboard doesn't have a Ctrl key because nothing controls Chuck Norris.