Holy Inquisition Holy Jelly Molds Holy Black Beard The Dude abides. Who wants a piece of the champ?! There's nothing quite like urinating in the open air. Holy Shamrocks The littlest thing can cause a ripple effect that changes your life. When Chuck Norris points to null, null quakes in fear.

In the beginning, the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move. If you want to know what a man’s like, take a good look at how he treats his inferiors, not his equals. It’s only half completed, I’m afraid – we haven’t even finished burying the artificial dinosaur skeletons in the crust yet. Nothing burns like the cold. Have you heard of the high elves? If there's anything more important than my ego around, I want it caught and shot now. Nano Boost administered. Revenge fantasies never work out the way you want. There is nothing like looking, if you want to find something. You certainly usually find something, if you look, but it is not always quite the something you were after.

Will this sadness that makes me cry my heart out — will it ever end? The answer, of course, is yes. One day the sadness will end. Jesus, George, it was a wonder I was even born. Evolution? they said to themselves, Who needs it? In a hole in the ground there lived a hobbit. I'm the dude, so that's what you call me. That or, uh His Dudeness, or uh Duder, or El Duderino, if you're not into the whole brevity thing. Never underestimate the power of the Scout's code. Vendetta, he says, using the ancient tongue. The art of kanly is still alive in the Universe. He does not wish to meet or speak with you. This aggression will not stand, man. No story lives unless someone wants to listen. The stories we love best do live in us forever. So whether you come back by page or by the big screen, Hogwarts will always be there to welcome you home.